Interview with Hef!

Lawler White, Contributor

I sat down with Christine Hefner, one of the Upper School art teachers, and asked her a few funky questions. Here are her responses:

If you could pick one place to spend the rest of your life, where would it be?

  • “My Bed”

 

Which do you believe came first, the chicken or the egg?

  • “RNA”

 

If you could have dinner with one celebrity who would it be?

  • “BTS”

 

What is your favorite color?

  • “Green and red”

 

What is your favorite card game?

  • “Spades”

 

What is your favorite art project?

  • “Clay”

 

What is your favorite soda?

  • “I drink water”

 

What would your post apocalyptic tool be?

  • “A shovel” 

 

What is one word that describes your personality?

  • “Ask Lily Barton”

 

What is your favorite animal?

  • “Beavers”

 

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

  • “Telekinesis” 

 

If you could give one piece of advice to your 15 year old self, what would it be?

  • “Don’t do that”

 

Do you eat or drink soup?

  • “Huh?”

 

What is the best gift you have ever received?

  • “The gift of life, thanks mom and dad”

 

If you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?

  • “Warm egg yoke and dark chocolate”

 

When you were a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?

  • “Indiana Jones” 

 

What is your favorite word?

  • “Neuron” 

 

What was your last google search?

  • “ What came first, the chicken or the egg?”

 

Have you ever seen a UFO?

  • “Obviously” 

 

If you could give one piece of advice to the senior class what would it be?

  • “Wash your sheets”